Cult of Ned Flanders
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| Tribe name: | Cult of Ned Flanders |
| Tag: | Nbrno |
| Number of members: | 8 |
| Points of the best 15 players | 11.841 |
| Total points: | 11.841 |
| Average points: | 1.480 |
| Rank: | 35 |
| Opponents defeated: |
92.344 (31.)
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"Hidey-ho, neighborino… that sure is a nice little village you got there."
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WELCOME, DIDDLERS AND DEFENDERS
We are the sweater-vested hand of judgment.
The pink-collared prophets of the rim.
The smiling neighborinos who bring cookies, scripture, and 4 noble trains.
We do not hate our enemies.
That would be un-Christian.
We simply believe their villages would be better under responsible, God-fearing management.
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THE FLANDERS DOCTRINE
Thou shalt be active.
Thou shalt build thy wall.
Thou shalt stack defense like Maude is watching from above.
Thou shalt send support faster than Rod and Todd run from secular music.
Thou shalt not be a diddly-darn farm.
Thou shalt noble thy neighbor’s village — politely.
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OUR HOLY WORK
When the wicked sleep, we pray.
When the weak complain, we reinforce.
When the sinners grow careless, we arrive with axes, rams, and a cheerful:
Your scout reports are our scripture.
Your cleared villages are our offering plate.
Your noble reports are our Sunday hymns.
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